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Ugly Bastard · 05-08-2003, 12:36 PM

Random Thought of the Day II 05.08.03

Vader, do not listen to the deranged Titan. If you want to be cool like me and Orgazmo and Dirty Harry, you'll read closely.

You and I both know that you want to remain a Pirate, and have this bitchin' picture as your avatar:
[img]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Pirate+/v=2/l=IVS/*-http://www.labtud.com/pirate.gif[/img]

But because us Pirates value you so much, we won't even make you switch up the avatar and go through all that hastle. Just reply with a simple "pirates kick ass, give me the avatar", and Orgazmo will be happy to make all of the correct switches for you.

That said, vader; I do not know you too well, so you could very well be a homosexual in real life. If this is the case, then by all means, let justice be served here today, and make the switch to Ninja. However, if you do not prefer the cock, then I am confident that you will tell Orgazmo to give you the new extremely-pimp avatar. I'm just trying to look out for you man. I like having you as a pirate, but I want to be fair to all sides here. So again, if you are someone who prefers cocks over vaginas, then please join the group that prefers the cock, ninjas. Your choice is easily child: If you are gay, switch to Ninja and keep the avatar. If you are straight and cool, reply telling Orgazmo to give you the super-pimp avatar. These are the only options you have. Anything that Titan or anyone else says to you, is just their desperate attempt to have another queer join their side, be mindful of their actions.

Vader, we value you as a member in the Pirate family. And we look forward to many great days with you in the future.

Thanks man.

-Ugly Bastard

[This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 08, 2003).]

05-08-2003, 12:36 PM	#160 (permalink)
Ugly Bastard Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 13,643 Internets: 247330	Random Thought of the Day II 05.08.03 Vader, do not listen to the deranged Titan. If you want to be cool like me and Orgazmo and Dirty Harry, you'll read closely. You and I both know that you want to remain a Pirate, and have this bitchin' picture as your avatar: [img]http://srd.yahoo.com/S=96062883/K=Pirate+/v=2/l=IVS/-http://www.labtud.com/pirate.gif[/img] But because us Pirates value you so much, we won't even make you switch up the avatar and go through all that hastle. Just reply with a simple "pirates kick ass, give me the avatar", and Orgazmo will be happy to make all of the correct switches for you. That said, vader; I do not know you too well, so you could very well be a homosexual in real life. If this is the case, then by all means, let justice be served here today, and make the switch to Ninja. However, if you do not prefer the cock, then I am confident that you will tell Orgazmo to give you the new extremely-pimp avatar. I'm just trying to look out for you man. I like having you as a pirate, but I want to be fair to all sides here. So again, if you are someone who prefers cocks over vaginas, then please join the group that prefers the cock, ninjas*. Your choice is easily child: If you are gay, switch to Ninja and keep the avatar. If you are straight and cool, reply telling Orgazmo to give you the super-pimp avatar. These are the only options you have. Anything that Titan or anyone else says to you, is just their desperate attempt to have another queer join their side, be mindful of their actions. Vader, we value you as a member in the Pirate family. And we look forward to many great days with you in the future. Thanks man. -Ugly Bastard [This message has been edited by Ugly Bastard (edited May 08, 2003).]