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THEINCREDIBLEdork · 10-01-2004, 04:19 PM

i don't

You know, when you think about it, elevators are really pussy. I think if your too slow to get in the damn elevator in time, you should be crushed by the doors. wouldn't that be awesome? Not only would it stop people from jacking around taking their sweet fucking time, it would provide a thrill everytime you used the elevator. You'd be like in an Indiana Jones movie every day. Nowadays if you fart while the elevators closing it triggers the doors to open again. And its a real throbbing pain in the ass when you live on the 11th floor like I do.

10-01-2004, 04:19 PM	#866 (permalink)
THEINCREDIBLEdork Emperor Meow Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 9,353 Internets: 290966	i don't You know, when you think about it, elevators are really pussy. I think if your too slow to get in the damn elevator in time, you should be crushed by the doors. wouldn't that be awesome? Not only would it stop people from jacking around taking their sweet fucking time, it would provide a thrill everytime you used the elevator. You'd be like in an Indiana Jones movie every day. Nowadays if you fart while the elevators closing it triggers the doors to open again. And its a real throbbing pain in the ass when you live on the 11th floor like I do.
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