Small story that fits in this thread.
So I'm headed down to Muncie yesterday around 6:30. I'm on packerton not too far out of warsaw in search of 13. Tailing an SUV up to this point, I come to a rest on its ass at a stop sign in the shittiest block of houses ever known to man. At this stop sign, the driver of the vehicle in front of me exits and approaches my vehicle. I look up to find an incredibly hot earlyish 30's woman standing at my window. She's stick thin with huge perky tits (obviously fake) and an incredible face. She asks me where some town that I've never heard is from where we are...and I tell her I have no idea. I ask what road she's looking for to which she replies "13." * I tell her that, coincidentally enough, this is the road which I'm currently seeking. I tell her to let me pass her and then to just tail me and, when we get to the stop sign right before 13, I'll honk my horn, signaling our arrival at her road of glory. She quickly thanks me and gets back into her vehicle.
At this point I pass her vehicle as stated and drive as I had planned anyway to 13, about 15 minutes down the road. When I get to the T where Packerton meets 13, I honk and she starts to pass me. Instead of going completely around, though, she pulls up to the side of my car and motions for me to roll down my window. I do just that and, immediately following, she again thanks me and asks if I was in a hurry to get to where I was going. I replied that I wasn't (which wasn't entirely true). She proceeded to ask if I'd mind following her to make sure she found her house alright...because she wasn't exactly sure where on 13 she currently was. Being the nice guy that I am (and because she's smoking hot), I reply that I'd love to and it would be no problem.
She passes me and takes a turn onto 13 north, going the opposite direction which I had planned. I tail her as promised and, as I sort of suspected, she drives straight to her house, a feat which takes no more than 3 minutes. When she gets there, I pull up to her drive horizontally (kinda like if I was trying to block her drive off or something) and roll down my window to make sure my duties are finished. After taking a minute to gather her possessions from her SUV, she walks down to my car and leans into my passenger window and again thanks me for my help. At this point, she asks if there's "anything she can do to show me how much she really appreciates it."
I'm fucking shocked right now...because this chick is smoking hot and, like every youngish guy in the universe, the prospect of hooking up with a milf is mind-blowing.
I'm not sure exactly what I replied (this part is kinda a blur), but it was something to the effect of, "I think you may already have something in mind."
She instructed me to go ahead and pull into her driveway and meet her inside...and then quickly walked toward the house and entered.
Honestly, picture yourself in this situation. Imagine how incredible I'm feeling at this point, right?
Okay, I don't want to write anymore. I started making shit up at the * up there. The truth is that I told her where 13 was...but, instead of heeding my instructions, she ended up turning one road too early (onto 14) and probably spent the entire night searching for her house. She really was smoking hot, though.
[ May 21, 2005, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Orgazmo ]
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