I bet if you bite a zombie before they bite you, they turn back into a human. If them biting you turns you zombie, then the inverse might be correct. Why has no one ever tried this before? I tell you this much, if there were some god damned zombies chasing me I'd bite the hell out of them.
I happen to be an expert on zombies too. Deadly Crescent Kick, Repug, Bloody, Carni Flav, one of you run along and see if you can dig up my comprehensive zombie study. The nubblites need to be learned on this subject, lest they fall victim.
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