Last night I went to see the Screening of The Girl Next Door, a movie coming out next year where Elisha Cuthbert plays this porn star that moves next door to this high school kid. She was totally hot in it, but you never get to see her naked, even though the film will definitely get an 'R' rating and there's much nudity and sex in it.
So after the movie, as my friend and I were walking out of the theater, we reach the corner of the block and my friend says to me, "I thought that movie wasn't that good," to which I replied, "I cannot believe I didn't get to see Elisha Cuthbert naked once!" As we turn the corner, who should be standing there right in front of us, but ELISHA CUTHBERT. Literally 3 feet in front of us, she was taking pictures with a group of girls. I had very conflicted feelings at that moment, both doing the 'deer in headlights' thing of realizing I was actually standing there looking at one of the hottest women alive, as well as feeling like a huge dick because she probably heard what I had just said.
Evidently they were having another screening of the film after ours, because she told the girls she was taking pictures with she was in a hurry to get in the theater. As she said bye to them, she walked past me, turned to look at me, smiled, and said, "Hey." Thinking this was my only chance to woo her with my words, I said, "Hey."
And that's it. That's the story. I know I'm a pussy, and I should have said or done something cooler, but oh well. I got to meet Elisha Cuthbert. And she acknowledged my existance. And that's good enough for me.
Edit: Also, when I saw her, her hair looked like that of Season 2, meaning it was shorter and not the horrific hairdo of this season. So perhaps she wears a wig for the show?
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