"I can't get over the fuss they're making over the death of Christopher
Reeve. It's like he was some kind of Saint. They talk about how tirelessly
he worked to get funding for research to cure paralysis. I'm sorry, but am
I the only one who notices that he might have had a little something to gain
if all of this hard work paid off? The man was a human doorstop. If
Christopher Reeve had fallen off his horse and bounced back up unharmed, and
then decided to devote his life to curing paralysis- then I would be
impressed. If Christopher Reeve became paralyzed, and then devoted his life
to finding a cure for world hunger, cancer, or blindness- then I would think
that this guy was pretty heroic.
Believe me, if I had an accident and my penis was turned inside out so that
every time I took a piss it came out my nose, you'd better believe I'd spend
some time looking for the cure for inside out penisitis. I think I would
discover I had a real passion for it that I was previously unaware of."
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