I was talking to one of my friends about how most of the big disasters fuck the asians. He said the next big disaster in America will be when California breaks off from the continent. Then it got me thinking.. how much of California will break off? Will the entire thing break off or just half? And if half breaks off, will they rename it? I think after all the dust settled and they cleaned up the dead bodies and rubble.. it could be quite the marketing opportunity. But we wouldn't get any help from other countries.. so that would suck. We'd have to use all our own money to recover. And if Arnold was still governor, he could probably name the island like a movie. California 2: The Island. As an island, the tourism industry would be huge. There would be more beaches which would mean more beach front property which would mean a boom in the real estate industry. Invest in construction companies and Real Estate companies in/near California.
The island could also become a prison. Like in Escape From L.A. So that would be cool..
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