This brings up an interesting topic. I was checking out the adult film section of a local video store when I happened upon a strange publication. Its called "The Gentlemen's Pages", which is sort of like auto trader, only instead of vehicles its all about sex and porn. The majority of it was advertisements for escorts. Here is what I learned.
Escorts are probably the best way to go. Getting an escort is much like getting a pizza. These classy call girls are now available for dine-in or delivery... Although that isn't what they call it. They use the terms In-Call and Out-Call.
Like pizza, acquiring a call girl is easy and there is quite a variety. However, the kind of variety available in the realm of mobile prostitutes is not quite as good as that of pizza. With pizza, theres cheese, sausage, pepperoni, or even pineapple if that's what you're into. With escorts, theres normal girls, kinky girls, fat girls, or even shemales/guys if that's what you're into.
What I don't understand is why, with male/shemale escorts, it costs more than normal female escorts? If anything, it should cost less. I mean.. it has a penis. What a rip off. That's like selling someone spaghetti with shit on it.
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