As you all know, I was scheduled to win the powerball this evening, however; no such thing did occur. In fact, I didn't even have the first number right. Personally I feel that there must be some type of flaw in the whole "powerball" system. Either that, or there is some mysterious forces acting upon the powerball. Perhaps the planets were alligned. Did anyone check to see if the rivers were running backwards today? I'm sure there must be some sign. In closing, I'm not rich as fuck. Damnit to hell.
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