comes in to work yesterday on her day off. she is holding this cute little rat dog that is wearing a polo shirt with it's color popped. (thought you, blonde...)
i lean over to talk scratch the pups ears and he lunges up and licks me as i was just starting to say something. the fucking dog licked the inside of my fucking mouth. as if that wasn't disgusting enough, my GNF boss starts laughing and says.. "oh, did he get you?... blah blah (whatever the dogs name is) is always licking at everything on me." WTF?!?!?! Does this mean that i, through this little rodent creature, have now eaten out my boss?
i have been brushing my teeth and gargling with mouth wash every few hours since then...maybe i should use bleach?
and why do huge fat people always have little dogs?
i feel so dirty....
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