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Unread 07-30-2004, 10:29 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Oh come now, that's a bit harsh. I think it's up to everyone individually to decide whether they want to see this movie. It's especially good if you have an unnatural fear of porcupines. Or the mentally handicapped.

Here's the plot in a nutshell: Terrible dialogue in the middle of the woods. Think Blair Witch. Here's the twist ending: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, IT'S REALLY SET IN THE PRESENT DAY!!! Think Planet of the Apes with less sand.

Hope I didn't ruin this experience for anyone. Jesus still loves you.

"I am Jack's severe lack of interest."
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