Birds are dumb and so is that hot bitch. She probably wrote out all that shit and beat the bird with a hammer when it didnt get it right.. or at least thats how I would do it. That bird memorized about 20 or more different sounds/words/phrases. That is a waste of time and bird memory. Teach that bird to curse like a sailor. Teach it to be racist. Teach it to threaten to murder children. Teach it to hump the elderly. When a bird learns those things, I'll will then be impressed.. and strangely aroused.
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