I've discovered a new time-saver, boys and girls. Studying while taking a shit. The average person probably spends about ten minutes a day pinching off a loaf. Well, the way I see it, what are you doing other than just sitting there staring a wall for that ten minutes? Not a damn thing, that's your answer. Well, if you bring your notes, or a textbook into the bathroom with you, and study while you're dropping your friends off at the pool, you'll be amazed by how much you can learn.
I just tried it this morning, because I have a test in a few minutes that I haven't studied for. I woke up and thought to myself "I really should study for that test before I go take it...but damn, I have to take a shit, so that won't leave me much time to study." But then a little light bulb came on in my mind that said to me: "Why not just study while you're taking a shit."
So I did, and it was good. I feel far more prepared for this test than I would've been if I hadn't studied while taking a shit, and instead decided to study in the three minute block of time it took me to compose this post.
Studying While Taking A Shit: A+
-Ugly Bastard
[ September 17, 2003, 10:40 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]
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