What kind of pizza you are is irrelevant, you're either a good pizza which of course means you get eaten because nobody ever throws away good pizza, or a bad pizza, in which you get thrown away and possibly eaten by animals. Even the slightest chance of committing gay bestiality makes me go with the former. And besides, I'm not hobophobic or anything but I'd rather be eaten by someone who bought the pizza in the first place rather than end up becoming poo that ends up rolled in a newspaper in a dirty allyway. If I'm gonna be poo I damned well better end up in a toilet.
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