Yeah, I skipped some of the details. How do you know the SBC so well?
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Originally posted by Blonde
I'm jealous of the triceratops, so I'll photoshop a tutu onto one to make myself feel better
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That's an interesting picture you have there, Blonde. You probably think it looks like he's wearing some type of ballet garb or something. You're wrong.
In reality, the photographer simply captured the Triceratops as he was getting to sit down for a meal (a meal which probably centered around eating tons of Tyrannosaurus Rexes and rhinos and stuff). It's a commonly known fact that the Triceratops wears a pink bib. Why? Because, in the dinosaur kingdom, the animal that wears the pink bib gets all the pink.
Basically...if you wear a pink bib, you get tons of pussy. By this same token, it's a well known fact that the Secret Blue Cock wears brown bibs whenever he sits down to a meal.
"But the Triceratops is wearing a gay looking tiara or something," you say inquisitively.
Perhaps so...but, again, for good reason. Just as humans sometimes swap rings with their significant other, dinosaurs (especially royalty) swap headgear with their significant other. The tiara that the Triceratops is wearing simply means he's fucking the Princess of the Land. Who is the Princess of the Land? Why, it's Jennifer Walcott, of course:
