The CAT
Thats right, the most underrated animal of all time. The ordinary domestic Cat. If there was one animal I would choose to be this would be it. The only reason some people hate cats is because they are intimidated by them because they are badass.
To explain my rating system, it is a 1 through 10 scale, an entity with a 10 rating is an entity in the upper 99 percentile of that category. A 1 rating is in the lowest 1 percentile. Every rating in between evenly divides the remaining 98%. For instance, a blue whale would have a 10 size, a cheetah would have a 10 speed. An ant would have a 1 rating in size.
Cat:
Size: 4
Power: 6
Speed: 9
Furocity: 8
Endurance: 5
Stealth: 9.8
Scaryness: 7.5
Cuddlieness: 7
Cuteness: 8
Intelligence: 7.6
Slyness: 8.3
Magic: 7.5
Triceratops:
Size: 10
Power: 10
Speed: 3
Furocity: 7
Endurance: 1.2
Stealth: 1
Scaryness: 8.5
Cuddlieness: 1
Cuteness: 1
Intelligence: 2.2
Slyness: 1
Magic: 2
As you can see the lame-ass prehistoric cow sucks balls compared to a cat.
And just for fun even though it is not an animal
Secret Blue Cock:
Size: 9
Power: 8
Speed: 1
Furocity: 7
Endurance: 9
Stealth: 10
Scaryness: 5.8
Cuddlieness: 8
Cuteness: 1
Intelligence: 4.7
Slyness: 8
Magic: 10
Pile of Poo the size of a Triceratops:
Size: 10
Power: 1
Speed: 1
Furocity: 1
Endurance: 1
Stealth: 1
Scaryness: 10
Cuddlieness: 1
Cuteness: 1
Intelligence: 1
Slyness: 1
Magic: 10
In conclusion:
Cat > Secret Blue Cock > Pile of Poo the size of a triceratops =~ Triceratops
Edit: Changes are in bold.
[ January 26, 2005, 02:08 PM: Message edited by: THEINCREDIBLEdork ]