Please do not read if you can't keep a secret:
This is very important to me so let me set the record straight, the SBC has below average intelligence, cocks are not very smart, at least until they level up to 34. They tend to be impulsive and do not think to far ahead in the future about what their actions might cause. But he is definitely the smartest cock alive. He also makes up for this lack of intelligence by being sneaky and sly. I might add a few extra IQ points if he wore a monical:
Also, being slow is not a negative aspect for a cock, since a cock cannot move in terms in which we think of as speed. You don't want a cock that tries to make it to the finish line as fast as it can... if you know what I mean, heh, heh, heh.
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Originally posted by Ironic Mustache:
To play the devil's advocate here, the secret blue cock isn't exactly flourishing. Too my knowledge there are only 2 blue cocks total, and no one is supposed to know about one of them.
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There is a huge difference between being extinct, and being one of a kind. Think about it this way, how many Tri's have died? all of them. How many SBC's? None, all though there was a close call when SBC had a run in with an axe, but luckily, he got better.
Now if anyone can think of any other category besides size, strength, or queerness in which a triceratops excels at I would be glad to add it to my summary of attributes. Until that time all evidence shows that an SBC is better than a triceratops.