Fuck you. Which one would you rather have done?
A.) Each of your pubes is very slowly plucked one by one at the hands of an overweight carnie who is yielding a pair of rusty tweezers...
or
B.) The ends of all pubes above the cock (Scrotal Hair is excluded) are tied together. This pube-braid is then firmly attached to one end of a rope. The other end of that rope is connected to the back of powerful truck. At the sound of a whistle, the truck accelerates forward at full throttle ripping the pube braid from your pelvis.
Me = A.
You?
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