you get pulled over by a police officer for speeding and you must think of a crafty excuse that will let you weasel your way out of a ticket.
here is my idea....
act like you have the shits, squirm around in your seat a little bit, but not too much. If you can squeeze some gas out, it will greatly add to the deception (especially if it smells bad). I would also suggest placing one hand on your ass as if you where trying to keep your shit in. If you're a good actor i think this excuse is buyable.
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