uhh yeah... alot of you who know me in real life don't know this story yet... and i urge, again, those few of you who do know me, don't tell anyone my identity, lest you would like me to sick my fercious neck-slitting machine upon your ass...
i was driving around one time and i passed this place where there was this... sign... let's say... that i've been wanting to steal for quite some time... so... i don't do this stuff alot... never by myself, so i decided to give it a shot, i pulled off to the side and proceed to yank at the thing... i was pulling my damndest and it wouldn't come out... a car started to approach... but then turned... after another 30 seconds or so another car came... i thought fuck it, i can't get it out... so i started to get back in my car... a little later than i should of... guess who it was... a wonderful cop... boy oh boy i was shitting myself... i was in the car by the time i realized it was a cop... uh... yeah... to make a long story short i acted very disoriented and tired and told the boy that i had fallen asleep at the wheel (it was late) while going to my friend's house and i had hit the small "sign" and was trying to put it back up... lucky for me it was snowing enough that by that point my tracks were covered up and he couldn't tell that i most certainly had not hit the sign... he bought it and i even added at the end that i was going straight home as i was very shaken up due to the fact that i had never fallen asleep at the wheel before. didn't get that damn "sign"... but at least i didn't get put in jail. i rule.
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