Because you bastards were greedy as fuck, God has decided that he is going to remove 2 (out of three specified) types of cheese from the planet. Because you were at least a little generous, you'll be given a list of 3 cheese types, one of which you can decide to keep in existence. The three choices are:
1.) Velveeta
2.) Cheez Whiz
3.) All cheeses in a spray can
Of these three, which will you decide to keep around?
Personally, I'd get rid of the canned cheese without a thought. The Velveeta Vs. Cheez Whiz match-up is tough, though. After much thought, I've decided that Velveeta has better overall taste; however, Cheez Whiz is more universally delicious. Because of this, I decide to keep the Whiz. How about you?
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