Motherfuckers. Enough said.
Alright, I'll go ahead and say more anyways.
Jefferson was by far the most bad-ass elementary school in the city. We were the vanguard of cool things, like pogs. Our teachers ruled. For the record, Jeff Cline is the best teacher, ever. You might try to tout something petty like athletics, well we were too cool for fucking athletics. We spent all our time fucking women and shooting heroin. If a nuclear bomb was dropped in Kosciusko county, Jefferson would be the only school left, and it'll tell the nuclear bomb to fuck off. You think you're cool because you had a wooden floor? Fuck you, we were such hardasses, we had a fucking rubber floor. Thats right, it was made out of that eerily-brown stuff that comes on the bottom of old pumas. We also had the bloody Polar Express reading every Christmas. Oh, and we went on a camping trip and went to a Cubs game, so fuck you.
Jefferson Elementary for life.
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