Oh really is that so Pliedes? I remember you guys talking about doing cool things like "reading 500 books" and if you reached that your "principal would kiss a pig." So that is your idea of fun? Your idea of a "bad-ass" school. At Eisenhower elementary our goal was to see if we could get 100 blowjobs in the bathroom in between recess and lunch in 1 semester. If that was accomplished than we received a pound of Dank and 10 cases of Moosehead. Shit Eisenhower was so fucking badass we won nearly every athletic event offered. If there was a "city-wide" trophy for overall sports Eisenhower would of taken it hands down, funny thing is we were all high and drunk when we did it! Just think about how badass we would of been sober?
Jefferson badass? Your school is so pussy that you had to change your names from the "Trojans" to the "Spartans" because "Trojan" is a brand of condom. Tell me how badass a school is that has to do that? Only a school full of pussies and run by a pussy would do something like that.
The bottom line is: If you take Eisenhower and Jefferson and compare them Eisenhower would be a "Pirate" affiliate and Jefferson would be a "Gay Pride Flag" affiliate.
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