I went to Jefferson and Eisenhower as well... they both had their perks, but Jefferson was far superior. I could go into the orgies held in the girl's bathrooms, the fact that my fifth grade teacher (Mrs. E) rewarded A's with poon, or the fact that instead of gym, music, and art we had casino, bar (studying the effects of drugs and alcohol), and advanced graffiti techniques... but I don't think bringing up any of that in necessary cause it's obvious how jealous everyone that didn't get to go there is already.
P.S. if anyone happened to find an aerobie in the trees by the soccer field, it's mine and I want it back!
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