Ahhh...motherfucking Jefferson Elementary. You try to compare such godliness to shitholes like Eisenhower and Madison? Fuck that. We grew the dank pot, we got drunk at recess, and we had the best motherfucking computer games ever.
Alpha, wanna know how good Jefferson and I am? I fucking got accepted to the GT class in first grade, however, I fucking denied it. That's right, I knew that I would become a loser with no friends like you if I went, so I stayed and became a pimp, drug dealer and ultimate POG champion of the world. Eat that shit fucker.
Recess...ahhh...recess. Again, fucking amazing. So amazing that the sixth graders got kicked off of the playground equipment because we were so goddamned tough. So we spent our time in recess fucking all the hot teachers and getting trashed. Denny Duncan? Fucker. Madison? Full of fucks. Eisenhower? Created fucks.
Jefferson fucking rules the world.
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