For the record: I do not think that anyone who wants to try buttsex with a girl is a closet fag, just Mr. Blonde, 'cause he's a little too enthused about it.
Personally, would I try it? Eh, if I really liked the girl and viewed her as pretty hygenic, then ya, I'd try it. I'm not like praying for the day it happens though, thats for sure.
-Ugly Bastard