No kidding.
One thing about Superman that does suck though is this:
How could he ever have kids? If he and Lois Lane were doing it, his sperm would give her a concussion, or throw her back out. I say, the only uterus strong enough to hold Superman's sperm, is Wonder Woman. The guy is an alien for God's sake. There is no way he could knock up Lois Lane without putting her in a hospital.....unless, he wore a Kryptonite condomn, which would kill him. But sometimes that's the price you have to pay for an evening with Lois Lane.
So yeah, Superman could kick all of their asses, but if you are looking for a good action hero to produce a child, look elsewhere.
-Ugly Bastard
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