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Unread 07-22-2005, 05:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
Deadly Crescent Kick
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i agree w/ DJ & clitmeister. who's ides was it to get married.

pros:

she's hot

likes to fuck

you should be able to work out a 3-some w/ another chick from the club

cons:

too young to get married

likes to fuck other people behind your back

she basically lied to you about anything & everything she could

she's probably a whore AND on coke. most of the strippers i know are promiscuous, but they don't take home their work.

solution: PEOPLE LIKE THIS RARELY CHANGE

you would be entering a serious financial and emotional commitment who for all intents and purposes is a horrible person.

if you want to flush the next 5-15 years and half your shit down the toilet, you deserve it. not to mention the emotional wreck you will be throughout the entire process.

i'm not disturbed by the fact that she strips. its the whole lying and cheating thing.

i know it seems like you couldn't live without her at this point, but believe me, you can.

if you just discovered this now, i can't even fathom the other shit she's been hiding.

if you want revenge, indefinitely postpone the wedding. pretend like you're willing to try & accept her lifestyle (except for the cheating). start hinding your $$ and prepare for the break up so that you can split (or kick her out) on 24hrs notice.

then you try to quickly but smoothly get her and one of her stripper friends in the sack. or, you could just fuck one of her coworkers, sitser, best friend etc...

if you don't think lyou could follow through w/o taking her back, fuck it. just break up now.

if you actually get married w/ her or try & reconcile, then cut off your balls right now.

you won't be needing them anytime soon.

hope this helps...

the poster formerly known as-Andy Kaufman
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