Thread: WWOD?
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Unread 01-06-2003, 09:32 PM   #51 (permalink)
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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>After raping a particular female, she informs you that she has scabies...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

This is a tricky scenario that calls for Orgazmo's super pirate knowledge to come into play. As we all know, Scabies is an itchy condition of the skin caused by a mite, Sarcoptes scabiei to be specific. Perhaps something that we don't all know is the fact that the mite that causes Scabies is deathy terrified of murder. In order to scare the Scabies mites out of himself, Orgazmo would be forced to murder all of the women in the village. Each murder would force more and more of the mites to vacate Orgazmo's skin, eventually (with enough bloodshed) leaving him completely cured of the ailment.
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