<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Your going though the desert and your dying of thirst...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Oh Demitri, you seem to have not taken Orgazmo's piratous survival skills into account whilst crafting your scenario. He is aware of many things that the common man would never consider. With that in mind, the two options that you gave were not plausible. Having sex with the woman would not be an option, as Orgazmo would not waste valuable energy on frivolous ejaculation. What Orgazmo
WOULD do is the following:
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<LI>Orgazmo would initially seek a large tree from which shade would be pillaged
<LI>Once under the tree, conserving energy, Orgazmo would use his binoculars (which he always carries with him) in an attempt to find a swarm of insects
<LI>With a steady pace, Orgazmo would venture to the sworm, knowing that insects instinctually go toward water
<LI>Once he reached the water, Orgazmo would fill his h2o-fueled jet pack and propel out of the desert.[/list]Of course, after he was out of harm's way, Orgazmo would go to a local restaurant where he would pillage water (for drinking this time).
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 06, 2003).]