Scenario:
Orgazmo is employed at the local morgue. He is working late one night, when he falls, hits his head, and is rendered unconscious.
The County Coroner comes into the Morgue to find the body lying on the ground. There is blood around it, and the slightly-intoxicated man assumes that the body he sees, is a dead body that Orgazmo somehow failed to put into the "Vault". Discustedly, he picks up the un-recognizable body (due to the blood on the face), and throws it in one of those "Metal Boxes" that they store the bodies in (like what you see on Men in Black).
Orgazmo is now locked in a metal vault. The vault is only openable from the inside by compressing a button that is located exactly one foot above his left foot. Unfortunetly for Orgazmo, he can only lift his left foot within two inches of this button. He cannot bend his knees, but he can reach in his pockets. In his pockets are the following items:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI> A Swiss Army Knife
<LI> An ink pen
<LI> A key-chain that has three standard keys on it, and a Marsh Card
<LI> A small rubber-bouncy ball
<LI> An un-opened condomn
<LI> A lighter
<LI> A shoe-string (it broke off of his shoe that day, and he put it in his pocket)[/list]
The county coroner will be back in 16 hours. You have exactly 14 hours to live....thus meaning you will have been dead for 2 hours by the time he gets there to finish cleaning up what he thinks is a dead body.
You have now-regained consciousness, and the clock is ticking.
WWOD?
-Ugly Bastard