<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Orgazmo is Dylan from the hit short story "The Morgue"...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
This one really is too simple. Orgazmo would calmly reach into his pocket to retrieve the unopened condom. With a small amount of haste, the condom would be opened and the bouncy ball would be inserted to the end. The ink pen would be put in after this to form the "backbone" of the condom. It would extend from the tip downward (laying behind the bouncy ball). The lighter would go in after this underneath the bouncy ball to add a bit of height. Finally, the marsh card would be flexed and inserted into the base of the condom, thus assuring that the outer ring would not collapse.
With the device crafted, Orgazmo would use the shoelace to form a lasso around the base (where the Marsh card is) of the condom. Since the device was crafted in under 10 minutes, Orgazmo now has a good 13 hours to lasso the condom onto his left big toe. After the deed was done, the right foot would be used to pull the condom down securely. When this is done, the extension upon the toe will easily allow access to the button that was previously 2" out of reach.
[This message has been edited by Orgazmo (edited January 20, 2003).]
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