Orgazmo is riding in a 767 Jet from Indianapolis to Los Angeles, today. Along the way, three bronze-skinned men stand up, pull out small pistols, and say that they are high-jacking the plane.
Orgazmo sits patiently, just letting the chips fall where they may; until it becomes apparant to him, that the three men intend to crash the plane into San Diego's football stadium, the exact stadium that over 80,000 people are in right now.
Orgazmo is equipted with the following:
<UL TYPE=SQUARE>
<LI>A wrench
<LI>Two eager and willing 'heros', who will do anything Orgazmo tells them to
<LI>A bunge cord
<LI>White Duct Tape
<LI>A laptop computer
<LI>Three business ties
<LI>Two "Super Balls" (not testicles, pervert.....those $.25 bouncy balls)
<LI>A blow-drier
<LI>A Discman
<LI>35 CDs
<LI>Easy access to that drink-cart that they push down the ailse, that blocks up the entire ailse[/list]
Two of the three bastards are in the cock-pit, busy flying the plane.
The other one is standing outside the cockpit guarding it. All three men have small pistols, it would take more than one shot to kill a man with these pistols, unless they were to hit you anywhere in the face.
The plane will be lying on the ground, crashed into the stadium, having killed over 80,000 people, including those on the plane.....including Orgazmo; in 24 minutes.
WWOD?
-Ugly Bastard