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01-26-2003, 07:15 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Orgazmo takes on three crazy arabs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

A small amount of difficulty, that is what is presented to Orgazmo whilst deciphering the correct course of action to defuse the timebomb that is this situation. Firstly, Orgazmo would like to point out that he's pissed off. Orgazmo is pissed off that you gave him two Dickler Stiff Pipes. Orgazmo can work alone, thank you very fucking much. But...if he has the DSP's, he might as well use them.

Because there are only 1440 ticks left before the plane touches flesh, Orgazmo draws up a plan in a hasty fashion. To take care of the first bandit, Orgazmo would make contact with DSP #1. He would give this man the laptop to use as a face shield (to ensure that, if shot, he would not be killed) and then Orgamzo would slowly and silently climb into the lower portion of the big ass cart. With the Arabian terror's back turned, the DSP would push the cart toward him fiercly, screaming out in a crazy tongue. The DSP would turn around, not knowing what to think. His first action would be to fire upon the cart, but it would be in a proximity that would only allow his bullets to ricochet off the top (leaving Orgazmo fine on the bottom shelf). As the cart makes contact with the terrorist, Orgazmo would utilize the wrench that he is, of course, carrying. The contact would send the terrorist into the air, eventually onto his back. With cat-like agility, Orgazmo would pounce and strike the man's gun-toting hand with the wrench, shattering the bones. With this, the gun would be taken and the man would be bound with the white duct tape (this would be done by DSP #2).

Immediately after this, knowing that DSP #1's crazy screams would worry the other terrorists, Orgazmo would pull the bungee cord from his pocket and head for the cockpit door. He would attack one end of the bungee to the door and the other to a solid object outside (making the bungee stretched to capacity). Because the door opens inward, the single terrorist that is sent to investigate would not be able to get out. He would pull with all of his might a few times before realizing that he's going to have to put more effort into it. The terrorist would then place both feet to the side of the door to use the wall as leverage. Sensing this, Orgazmo would cut the bungee whilst such was happening, sending the terrorist onto his neck and back into the cockpit, a bit disoriented. Orgazmo would use this opportunity to rush in and shoot the terrorist pilot in the back of the neck. In his rushing in, he would make sure to step on the gun of the door-opening terrorist, to ensure that it is not used against Orgazmo. DSP #1 would be summoned to bound door-opening terrorist while DSP #2 would be told to clean up the mess that used to be pilot-terrorist. After this, Orgazmo would use his pirate pilot ability to fly the plane to the nearest airport.

01-26-2003, 07:15 PM	#74 (permalink)
Orgazmo Guest Posts: n/a	<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Orgazmo takes on three crazy arabs...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> A small amount of difficulty, that is what is presented to Orgazmo whilst deciphering the correct course of action to defuse the timebomb that is this situation. Firstly, Orgazmo would like to point out that he's pissed off. Orgazmo is pissed off that you gave him two Dickler Stiff Pipes. Orgazmo can work alone, thank you very fucking much. But...if he has the DSP's, he might as well use them. Because there are only 1440 ticks left before the plane touches flesh, Orgazmo draws up a plan in a hasty fashion. To take care of the first bandit, Orgazmo would make contact with DSP #1. He would give this man the laptop to use as a face shield (to ensure that, if shot, he would not be killed) and then Orgamzo would slowly and silently climb into the lower portion of the big ass cart. With the Arabian terror's back turned, the DSP would push the cart toward him fiercly, screaming out in a crazy tongue. The DSP would turn around, not knowing what to think. His first action would be to fire upon the cart, but it would be in a proximity that would only allow his bullets to ricochet off the top (leaving Orgazmo fine on the bottom shelf). As the cart makes contact with the terrorist, Orgazmo would utilize the wrench that he is, of course, carrying. The contact would send the terrorist into the air, eventually onto his back. With cat-like agility, Orgazmo would pounce and strike the man's gun-toting hand with the wrench, shattering the bones. With this, the gun would be taken and the man would be bound with the white duct tape (this would be done by DSP #2). Immediately after this, knowing that DSP #1's crazy screams would worry the other terrorists, Orgazmo would pull the bungee cord from his pocket and head for the cockpit door. He would attack one end of the bungee to the door and the other to a solid object outside (making the bungee stretched to capacity). Because the door opens inward, the single terrorist that is sent to investigate would not be able to get out. He would pull with all of his might a few times before realizing that he's going to have to put more effort into it. The terrorist would then place both feet to the side of the door to use the wall as leverage. Sensing this, Orgazmo would cut the bungee whilst such was happening, sending the terrorist onto his neck and back into the cockpit, a bit disoriented. Orgazmo would use this opportunity to rush in and shoot the terrorist pilot in the back of the neck. In his rushing in, he would make sure to step on the gun of the door-opening terrorist, to ensure that it is not used against Orgazmo. DSP #1 would be summoned to bound door-opening terrorist while DSP #2 would be told to clean up the mess that used to be pilot-terrorist. After this, Orgazmo would use his pirate pilot ability to fly the plane to the nearest airport.
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