The solution to this WWOD is quite simple.
Orgazmo would immediately make it so he's falling back first as he faces the plane which he fell from. Because it was said that he'll hit in 12 minutes, he's already quite a ways away from the plane...but that doesn't really matter...as he's a sharpshooter. He immediately aims for the side of the cockpit and unloads his clip...except for one shot. Because the type of gun was unspecified, we'll assume it's strong enough to go through the side of the plane. His shots will kill the pilot and destroy all electrical equipment.
Upon seeing this, the perpetrator responsible for throwing him out would parachute out of the plane himself in an attempt to save his own life. When this happened, Orgazmo would simply aim at the jumper and shoot him with the last bullet before he could open his chute. Of course, the shot would not be fatal. It would be to the spine, paralyzing the fucker.
Orgazmo would use the wing suit to adjust his falling speed to fall back/catch up with the falling bad guy. He'd grab ahold of the horse with no name before tying the rope around the guy's neck. At this state, Orgazmo would put on the parachute-holding backpack as he tied the other end of the rope (which is around the bad guy's neck) to one of the shoulder straps of the pack. Now, with a simple pull, the chute deploys, slowing Orgazmo to a nice descent and, at the same time, decapitating the poor fuck that messed with the best.
Upon landing, Orgazmo would search out the villain's head. Once found, he would spread the blanket as he feasted upon the skull in a nice picnic atmosphere.
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