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Orgazmo · 10-25-2003, 12:21 AM

After quite a bit of thought, Orgazmo has come up with the perfect solution.

You see, Adminisexxor, it's all about bumping the thread back to the top. With the 10 or so threads that are (were) above the thread of which you obviously speak, we'll see a frozen hell before the number of posts within that thread increment. That said, a simple bump is our goal here.

Now...the average man would open the thread, add the word "bump," and pound upon the submit button. The average administrator would use his superpowers to lift the thread above the rest without any content added. Orgazmo is neither of the aforementioned.

In a fury of madness, Orgazmo would assume control of a secondary account. Because he could assume any identity on the board, he would choose the #1 member, thus, in board-theory*, the most powerful member of the website. He would then pose a reasonable question in the said thread, and, because he's actually the one that crafted the question, he would compose a grand slam of a response.

This is the logic behind his actions, Adminisexxor. He takes control of the most powerful* member, a member who is normally dormant...undoubtedly gaining attention from many of the board underlings. After stacking the deck with this Ace, Orgazmo logs back into the boards under his main identity and provides an answer that leaves those reading mindfucked. It's at this point that they wonder if they're reading about themselves. They are times like these that plant the seed into the human mind of concepts like "deja vu" and the perpetual wondering if the world is centered upon one...and the rest are simply drones meant to fool one into believing they're just like the rest. Without even realizing it, the reader contemplates said topics, completely drifting from what started as a simple answer into an infinite loop on the Mindfuck Rollercoaster. It's like that one book that they had back at the Eisenhower Elementary Library, where the cover is a picture of a rabbit sitting underneath a tree...reading the book that has a cover with a picture of him sitting underneath a tree...reading the book that has a cover of him sitting underneath a tree...

After doing all of this, Orgazmo would submit his reply, fulfilling the ultimate goal of bumping the thread.

*Board-Theory refers to the notion that power is equated with either a high post count or a low member number.

*Most Powerful should not be confused with "best." Pliedes is the best member. He has the trophy.

10-25-2003, 12:21 AM	#90 (permalink)
Orgazmo COME ON YOU YANKS Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Indiana Posts: 15,733 Internets: 311447	After quite a bit of thought, Orgazmo has come up with the perfect solution. You see, Adminisexxor, it's all about bumping the thread back to the top. With the 10 or so threads that are (were) above the thread of which you obviously speak, we'll see a frozen hell before the number of posts within that thread increment. That said, a simple bump is our goal here. Now...the average man would open the thread, add the word "bump," and pound upon the submit button. The average administrator would use his superpowers to lift the thread above the rest without any content added. Orgazmo is neither of the aforementioned. In a fury of madness, Orgazmo would assume control of a secondary account. Because he could assume any identity on the board, he would choose the #1 member, thus, in board-theory, the most powerful member of the website. He would then pose a reasonable question in the said thread, and, because he's actually the one that crafted the question, he would compose a grand slam of a response. This is the logic behind his actions, Adminisexxor. He takes control of the most powerful member, a member who is normally dormant...undoubtedly gaining attention from many of the board underlings. After stacking the deck with this Ace, Orgazmo logs back into the boards under his main identity and provides an answer that leaves those reading mindfucked. It's at this point that they wonder if they're reading about themselves. They are times like these that plant the seed into the human mind of concepts like "deja vu" and the perpetual wondering if the world is centered upon one...and the rest are simply drones meant to fool one into believing they're just like the rest. Without even realizing it, the reader contemplates said topics, completely drifting from what started as a simple answer into an infinite loop on the Mindfuck Rollercoaster. It's like that one book that they had back at the Eisenhower Elementary Library, where the cover is a picture of a rabbit sitting underneath a tree...reading the book that has a cover with a picture of him sitting underneath a tree...reading the book that has a cover of him sitting underneath a tree... After doing all of this, Orgazmo would submit his reply, fulfilling the ultimate goal of bumping the thread. *Board-Theory refers to the notion that power is equated with either a high post count or a low member number. *Most Powerful should not be confused with "best." Pliedes is the best member. He has the trophy.