Oddly enough, you've crafted a situation that fits perfectly into Orgazmo's household structure. Luckily for him, Orgazmo's bathroom has two key features that would make this situation easy to escape.
As the authorities ravage the house, Orgazmo would carelessly finish dropping his friends off at the pool. Once completed, Orgazmo would utilize the first of the features, a transportation tube which travels both ways from the bathroom to the mailbox outside. He'd simply lift the hidden flap of carpet to the tube, enter it, and, like the little thingie at the bank, he'd be wisked away...outside and out of harm's way.
Hearing the toilet flush as his Orgazmo's business completed, all 16 of the authories would rush into the bathroom (in alpha formation...I suppose). This action brings us to the second neat feature of the bathroom: a ceiling full of flesh-eating scarabs...much like those seen in the blockbuster mega-hit
The Mummy. Controlled via remote, Orgazmo would simply push the button once he's clear and the ceiling would retract, letting gravity drop hundreds of thousands of the fierce little cockhoppers onto the sixteen men. Before they would know what hit them...they will have hit the ground as mere skeletons.
With immediate problems no longer problem a'tall, Orgazmo would focus his energy on long-term hassles. To rid himself of these problems, Orgazmo would simply point the courts handling his lawsuit to Nubblies' disclaimer, which takes care of any such problem
That said, Nubblies would be pirated back onto the net in two shakes of a lamb's tail and everybody would smile. Everybody.