Orgazmo has a big test tomorrow. He knows that there is a kid much stronger than him who will be waiting outside of the class to kick his ass after the test is over. The kid will be kicking Orgazmo's ass (and this is assumed - there's no way Orgazmo can take this guy bare handed) because Orgazmo was caught saying that the bully's girlfriend is smokin' hot.
There is only one exit from this classroom. And waiting outside that classroom comes an ass-beating. Skipping class is not an option because this test makes up 35% of your grade, and the prof already said no one will take the test outside of the classroom at the scheduled time.
Orgazmo doesn't want to get his ass pounded, but at the same time, he doesn't want to go to jail for using a weapon in a fight. Moreover, he doesn't want to be known as a huge pussy who calls the cops to bail himself out of situations like this. WWOD??
-Ugly Bastard
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