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Orgazmo is going to get his ass beat
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This scenario is more easily solved than one would first think. While most of the options leave Orgazmo with a huge negative in his life, there is one which leads to only bliss.
Because Orgazmo cannot defeat his foe (a bully Orgazmo can't defeat? He must be Chuck Norris...we'll assume such for the rest of the solution)...and because missing the test simply is not an option, Orgazmo would simply show up, take the test, and then allow Chuck Norris to beat his ass.
Allow Chuck Norris to beat his ass?
Yes. Orgazmo would stand by with a smile on his face as Chuck emptied his bag of frustrations. As we all know, Orgazmo is a piece of iron. A beating may cause some short-term distress, but, in the grand scheme of things, it's really not a big deal at all.
What's the beauty of this plan? I'll tell you. As Orgazmo stands idly, accepting the beating of a lifetime with a smile on his face, it has an inverse effect, making him appear to be a huge badass. Whilst this is happening, Mr. Norris' character is being questioned by all spectating...including his smokin' hot girlfriend. Once Norris has been satisfied, he would walk to his bitch...but, instead of embracing him, she would call him a "Bastard Fuckface." After this, she would approach Orgazmo and immediately begin performing oral sex on his massive tube.