Sorry, I forgot about this thread. Looks like I have a lot of catching up to do here…. Let me just open up a soder and get to work.
SPKSHHHHH! (that’s my e-impression of a pepsi being opened)
Now then, lets begin.
Niger asked why his poo is often green. Poo turns green on account of too much protein and sodium in your diet. Lowering your intake of materials high in protein and sodium will bring your poo back to a healthy brown hue. One thing you’ll definitely want to avoid, is semen. It may be hard at first, but after the first few days I’m sure it gets easier. You’ll have to decide what you treasure more… Brown poo, or white spoo…
George Sherman asked why we cannot have a poo box. It’s because we already have a sex box, and sex is better than poo. You should have posed the question, why not a “cure for aids box” or a “neverending supply of alcohol box.” You’ve got to set more lofty ambitions George… Poo is not the answer to everything. Although this morning it does seem to be in every question.
THEINCREDIBLEdork asked whether he should go with pastels or primary colors this spring. Primary colors will be out, so definitely pastels. Cooler tones will give off a suave and sophisticated aura. Primary colors will be far too abrasive for any noteworthy fashion critic to take seriously. You strike me as a pastel green guy. Go with that.
Silver and Cold asked why the earth spun instead of bounced. The answer is very tricky… The earth actually DOES bounce. The reason you don’t feel it is because the entire universe also bounces simultaneously. This is also the same reason for why the earth spins. Here’s a fun and educational experiment you can try. Take a basketball and hold it straight out in front of you. Then try to drop it without the ball spinning at all… It’s virtually impossible right? Now imagine someone dribbling that ball… It spins even more, correct? The universe spins and bounces because god is playing a never ending game of two on two basketball with Vishnu, Buddha and Thor.
DJ FC said that Ironic Mustache was wrong and is a quack but I never claimed to be a prophet yet, only a genius. Foretelling the future is for a future thread I predict. If that premonition comes true, THEN i will take responsibility for all wrong predictions.
George Sherman asked AGAIN about the poo box. This is STILL my answer:
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George Sherman asked why we cannot have a poo box. It’s because we already have a sex box, and sex is better than poo. You should have posed the question, why not a “cure for aids box” or a “neverending supply of alcohol box.” You’ve got to set more lofty ambitions George… Poo is not the answer to everything. Although this morning it does seem to be in every question.
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[ February 15, 2005, 12:05 PM: Message edited by: Ironic Mustache ]