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Unread 02-11-2004, 05:39 PM   #9 (permalink)
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One way that's almost guaranteed to work form what I've seen would be to...

Tell her that you've been really depressed and under a lot of stress lately and that you saw a therapist, and that the therapist recommended that you "take a break" or "spend some time apart".

Note: Make sure that if asked when you saw the therapist, that you don't say Saturday or Sunday. The only therapists you'd see on weekends are at a police department or a hospital, or through social services. It's not imperative that you remember this, a lot of girls probably wouldn't even notice. Unless they're like me, and notice from the very start, then you look like a dumbass.

If needed, I can give you a name and phone number of a person that I know who can tell you exactly what techniques would be necesary in using such a tactic. PM me for details.

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