Sounds like the idiot was desperate for a date to begin with, and then realized just how low he'd sunk and wanted to back out.
He's a weak-willed motherfucker and should therefore learn his lesson. A true friend would tell this chick how excited the guy is to see her and that he's evidently planned out the whole evening but can't give any details 'cause it would ruin a really great surprise. This friend then goes to witness the occasion with many other friends and a good digvideocam.
Then that friend posts the phunny bits on the forum like a good nubblie.
Or you could just say, "I don't want to disapoint you but, I don't really want to go out on Valentines."
"But, I've got this Friend..."
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