Recently, about three days ago, my girlfriend and I had an argument pertaining the fact that we never really have time for each other anymore. The argument was over the phone, so it was kind of stupid to begin with. Anyways, it ended with both of us hanging up the phone and going to sleep. The next morning, I felt I wouldnt get any play if she stayed mad at me, so first thing I went to see her and apologize. Upon greeting her, she smiled and immediately told me that since she has no more time she figured she'd make time. She told me she had called in for both of us that morning and said we had a joint appointment at the Bowen center for counseling for her (its another story, but it was believable. She already had the slips that would allow us to return to school without question.)
By now, I was kind of set back. I mean, here was this girl who took the chance of getting in an assload of trouble just to spend some time with me. Cool, fucking cool.
So sure enough, I just leave to class and enjoy my first period, when sure enough a message arrives for me... to see a very much hated administrator. FUCK A FOX. By then, I knew we were fucked. Simply because we all know Mr. Ass-on-son rides a cock.
So I take my pass to see the aforementioned administrator and sit in the office. As I walk in I see that my girlfriend's shit is on a chair and she's already talking to the ass monger. Without having been there even 1 minute, I was summoned to sit down and talk with the admin. And sure enough, he has a huge cock gobbling grin on his face, like the fucker accomplished something. With only looking at his face, I became enfuriated.
-You see, if he just sat there with at least a look of professionalism on his face, I wouldn't have cared. But no, the motherfucker had to look gay.
So anyways, I realized then that the only one that could have gotten in trouble was my girlfriend, so I tried my best to get her out. I lied and said the appointment was real, and that I had known about it. The only reason he had called us down, was because when they called my mother to confirm the appointment, she was completely oblivious to what they were talking to her about. She hadn't known anything about this, since I hadn't even known until that morning before first period.
So, my girlfriend figured she'd try and lie and say her mother called us both in. By now, Mr. Cock-rider was creaming in his pants realizing that we were lying through our teeth. So he just sent us off to class and figured he'd try and call my girlfriend's mom and confirm the appointment.
So we went back to class, and my girlfriend scrambled for a way to get ahold of her mom and tell her what happened before Nigger-bitch admin did. That way, maybe she'd be able to cover for us.
Well, as it turned out, the Refuck admin talked to her mother before she did, and I guess we're fucked. My girlfriend could get up to 2 friday schools or worse. I, just for lying about the story, could get 2. Now, I realize we have it coming to us, but you get 2 fucking friday schools just for lying? jesus...
ah, oh well... i post this story simply to seek forgiveness from the higher power. Orgazmo?
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