Recently the English scholors at WCHS, met during their lunch time to discuss the this topic, and in their ultimate wisdom, they concluded it referred to masturbation. Contradicting their superior wisdom on this issue, i would like to offer the true meaning to "hail the monkey" as was said on the announcements friday.
The monkey, a swim team idol has been around for about 7 years now it was created by John L. in ceramics class. The monkey was offically adopted as the idol of the men's swim team, and since then before every meet we "Hail the monkey". Hailing the monkey consists of the "keeper" of the monkey hoisting this beloved idol into the air and screaming "Hail", while the rest of the monkey faithful reply "the monkey". This is repeated 3 time in sucession, until the 4th time in which the keeper yells "Go", and the faithful reply "Warsaw".
The above is the definition of hail the monkey in reference to what was said on the announcements. It is clear cut that this does not pertain to masturbation whatsoever, and further proves that the English department has thier minds in the gutter.
The monkey has been featured on the announcements in years past, and there was no problem with it, however for some reason this is not the case this year. Rumor has it that I am supposed to get into trouble for this come monday, for my "reference" to masturbation. To this i say perverts bring it on, i imagine i can dig up some dirty meaning somewhere that pertains to your daily english activities.
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