I've got to be honest, I'm quite a perverted fellow and I'll take any opportunity presented to turn a random phrase into a sexual innuendo...but, upon hearing the words "Hail the Monkey," masturbation could not be further from my mind. In fact, when I hear the term...as I see you holding a real ceramic monkey...I think of nothing sexual at all... In closing, the English folks are clearly trying to make this into something that they can use to get you in trouble.
The "choking the chicken" bit that you pulled before the "hail the monkey" thing was much MUCH more masturbatationary than "hail the monkey." You should try to use "releasing the hostages" sometime...just to see what kind of response it gets
