Short-short-short version: I bought my girlfriend a bunch of Vera Bradley (lame expensive pursewear) crap for Christmas. Tomorrow morning we're exchanging gifts. With her nice purse that I bought, I also got her a coin purse and a wallet that matches her big purse. I put the coin purse and wallet in her stocking (since they're really thin and small - and she's not expecting to get any Vera shit beyond the main purse).
Yesterday she noticed that I had put something in her stocking and started poking around. I stopped her, and was very serious, stern, and genuine when I told her "it would mean a lot to me if you did not snoop around your stocking".
Now I'm a little pissed off, 'cause this morning I noticed the coin purse was in a much different part of the stocking than I left it. My only explanation for this is that she took it out and looked at it while I was shitting or something - even though I gave her explicit instructions not to do so.
I'm trying to decide how to play this. I'm honestly a little pissed about it. Like part of me wants to confront her and say "why did you do that after I asked you not to". But this is Christmas, and I don't want to come across so lame and stern and ruin the whole thing for us. I basically want to fuck with her. But I need to get a little revenge on her for snooping around after I very seriously asked her not to.
Ideas, you sick fucks?
edit: I want the revenge to circle around the gifts themselves. Don't say "egg her car", say something like "hide those gifts in your closet and see how she reacts after she's opened all her other shit and the Vera stuff is nowhere to be found". Right now, the latter is my best idea, I'm just running this thing by you guys to see if I'm overlooking a better course of action.
-UB
[ December 09, 2005, 10:41 AM: Message edited by: Ugly Bastard ]
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