"YOU'RE GOING TO HELL!"
"you first" I then proceed to bludgeon the fucker with whatever is handy.
One time I was over at a girl's house waiting for her to get ready for a date when a couple bible thumpers came to the door to spread their gospel. Long story short, when she finally was ready and came downstairs, she found all three of us sitting in the living room having a nice calm discussion regarding which came first, the man or the god.
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