SCUUUUZE ME??? why were you wearing a hat indoors, especially with a lady present? I would have been extra careful and smuggled the turd by eating it or plugging it. I would like to point out that it doesn't appear as though you got any because the story ends with you putting the turd in the trunk. Maybe its because you probably had shit in your hair. I don't know much about sexing, but its my firm belief chicks don't dig shitheads. (pun intended lolz!)
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