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Pliedes · 11-04-2003, 01:08 AM

This past weekend, I was at our local Walmart with two other nubblites, the Butcher and LongSinceForgotten, buying assorted supplies for college.

While perusing the lovely items I came across something which I really wanted, a $40 bottle of Armani cologne. Now, I don't have a spare $40 to spend, being the poor college student I am. Sensing my craving for the expensive product, LongSinceForgotten proceeds to buy the cologne for me, at a five finger discount.

My friends, LSF is a badass among badasses. He didn't even keep what he stole, he gave it to me.

What a pimp, what a stud. I wish I had those sort of smooth skills and balls of steel.

11-04-2003, 01:08 AM	#57 (permalink)
Pliedes Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Puget Sound Posts: 4,594 Internets: 1608	This past weekend, I was at our local Walmart with two other nubblites, the Butcher and LongSinceForgotten, buying assorted supplies for college. While perusing the lovely items I came across something which I really wanted, a $40 bottle of Armani cologne. Now, I don't have a spare $40 to spend, being the poor college student I am. Sensing my craving for the expensive product, LongSinceForgotten proceeds to buy the cologne for me, at a five finger discount. My friends, LSF is a badass among badasses. He didn't even keep what he stole, he gave it to me. What a pimp, what a stud. I wish I had those sort of smooth skills and balls of steel.