the dumbass quaterback from FSU is at it again, he was recently suspended from the sugar bowl for skipping a final exam. This news not only gives me a chuckle, but also brings me great joy. Coach Bowden was quoted in saying.
"It's an academic decision, there's no chance for him to play in the Sugar Bowl,''
coach Bobby Bowden said.
Now instead of the sugar bowl being a raping, it will be a accurate representation of the Jews struggle against the Nazis during WWII, Florida State will want to pack their bags and leave the country after Georgia is done with them.
Now many have been wondering what the dumbass used as an excuse for missing his exam...
Rix, said he overslept because of a "personal family issue, which was weighing heavily on me.'' He did not elaborate.
I was so kind to elaborate on behalf of rix......
His mom probably weighs 305 fat pounds, and wore him out from the night before (personal family issue). Not only was he exhausted from long hours of vigirous sexual activity, but he couldnt move his mom off of him in the morning (weighing heavily on him), and therefore couldnt make it to his exam on time.
Too bad this guy didnt play for michigan.
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